Sell Us Your Stag-Do Photos

Ok. You can blame Les Dennis for this. In case you didn’t know, Les Dennis is soon to be wed and was recently talking about having his stag-do in Liverpool. As far as we reckon everyone likes Les Dennis; he’s had a career longer than Methuselah’s life coach, we all have fond memories of him from childhood TV and he’s hilarious on those stupid answer clips from YouTube.

So given that we’re a major media organisation, we thought we’d try and buy the exclusive rights to his stag-do photos, like a proper OK thing, but with more drunk men and inflatable sheep. Unfortunately, his agents had a sense of humour bypass and wouldn’t even hear our (very genuine) offer.

That means we’ve got a sizeable sum left in our budget and in order to spend it we thought we’d buy you all breakfast. A great breakfast. A Full English (or Scottish or Welsh) Breakfast. One not dissimilar to this:

Look at it. All those lovely beans soaking into the bubble and squeak. Couple of nice sausages. Bit of black pudd. Delicious.

Now imagine treating the entire stag party to one of these the morning after the stag-do. You’d be a hero wouldn’t you? Well that’s exactly what we’re offering. Breakfast for you and all the stag boys the morning after the do. All we want in return is the rights to your stag-do pictures. It’s basically the same deal that all the footballers do with Hello and OK, but instead of hard cash we’re giving you bacon. We’ll even let Les Dennis claim a breakfast, so get in touch Les, we still love you.

How to claim your breakfasts:

• Do not send us the pictures just yet.
• First off – write us some blurb about the event (we need to know who went, what you did, who’s the groom and best man, any stories from the event). Anything less than 100 words and you’re not trying, anything more than 1,000 and you’re waffling.
• Email your blurb to us and we’ll send you details of how to upload the photos.
• We need 20 pics (and video footage if you got it) from the stag-do – including the daily activities, getting ready, on the lash and the inevitable hangover. We also want a picture of you all enjoying the breakfast.
• Make it entertaining. We’re a fickle bunch, if you make it entertaining we might well send you some free stuff as well.
• That’s it, we’ll give you an address for the receipt and you get the cash.

The offer is only open for future stag-dos (unless they’re really brilliant pictures), not ones in the past.

Terms and conditions

• You have to keep the receipt to claim your full english: no receipt, no breakfast.
• If you’re spending more than £20 then you’re eating at the wrong sort of cafe (based on the average stag party of 6-7), so that’s our upper limit.
• We reserve the right to withdraw or change the offer at any time. We probably won’t but it’s important to keep your options open.
• Full terms and conditions can be obtained from iamstaggered AT gmail DOT com.

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