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A.I. For Weddings: The Best Man Speech Generator

Bernice de Braal Jul 2010 No Comment Bookmark or Share

For most blokes, writing and delivering the Best Man’s speech is about as much fun as slamming their family jewels inhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/jefield/ the car door. The pitfalls are endless. There’s those tired old jokes, the lame lurve quotations, and of course, spilling the beans and then instantly regretting it – it’s enough to make you catch the next flight to Acapulco and hide there until after the wedding.

Luckily for you, Firefly Events has just created an artificial intelligence whose sole function is to write brilliant wedding speeches: the Best Man Speech Generator. All you need to do is fill in a short’n’sweet online form and Bob’s your badger, you’re all speeched up. Just 16 keywords are required (including the age you met the groom, where the bride and groom met, an animal and an item of women’s clothing) to create your ideal speech, whether you’re aiming for hilarious, sentimental or a bit of both.

Now, if they could only come up with a programme that can buy the mens wedding suits, arrange all the stag do ideas, and concoct some foolproof proposal ideas, then we might be able to declare this wedding planning malarkey officially stress-free…

Bogged down with words? You need our wedding speech centre. If time’s short, check out speech experts’ Burn The Toast’s 10 minute instant speech and the great ideas on the forum.

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