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Bat Invasion = Perfect Goth Wedding
September 8, 2010
12:46 pm
John Thorp
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St. Andrews Church, near Swaffham in Norfolk has fast become an unbeatable wedding spot if you,

a) Love Bats

b) Love Bats and eachother

c) Love the threat of 'acidic urine'

d) Enjoy the risk of a spontaneous, if unlikely, 'daytime bat attack'.

Because all summer long, it's big ass bat problem has been causing all sort of turmoil for couples to be wed, as apparently, when people recall the happiest day of their lives, they wish to recall anything other than a pungent scent of faeces.

Artists Impression. (Artist has been fired.)

September 8, 2010
2:07 pm
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No way – Batman got married?! Someone comicwiki this for me instantly.

And we had bats at our wedding – Em's mother! LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

September 14, 2010
2:51 pm
Craig Morris
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But it did happen…

September 14, 2010
3:31 pm
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA that was super. It's worth it for the end alone with the fat Doc Manhattan looking gormless (and shame on him for not staying true to his character's costume -5 cosplay points).

September 15, 2010
4:14 pm
Craig Morris
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As in, with his little doctor on show? But it's holy occasion, and demands a certain level of dignity.

September 15, 2010
4:59 pm
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Is it acceptable to turn up to a wedding with your penis painted blue? Discuss.

 

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September 15, 2010
5:23 pm
Andrew Shanahan
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Yes, because then you can legitimately give the bride something blue.

September 15, 2010
10:44 pm
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September 15, 2010
10:45 pm
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Ok, that made me sound like someone with an IQ of 5, I was trying to link an image, I wasn't just staring at the screen, drooling, saying "Bat…Man…"

Let's try that again…

September 15, 2010
10:46 pm
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oh sod it, just go to the URL, it's a great old Batman shot:

http://dantrap5.blogspot.com/2…..posed.html

September 16, 2010
4:47 pm
Craig Morris
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But how did they make that shark explode?

September 17, 2010
3:07 pm
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Has this forum got an "Up the Arse Corner" yet?

 

Because it now needs one…

September 17, 2010
3:11 pm
Andrew Shanahan
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Pete Boyland said:

Has this forum got an "Up the Arse Corner" yet?

 

Because it now needs one…


That's my childhood you're besmirching.

September 17, 2010
3:13 pm
Pete Boyland
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Bloody hell.

 

We just had a quiet corner in my school.

 

Laugh

Yell

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