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11:48 am
October 7, 2009
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What's the most inappropriate thing you've ever heard/said in a wedding speech?
I once opened a best man's speech with the line "I'd like to start by reading a passage from Corinthians. I mean, Coronation Street." which is quite tame and got a laugh from my girl cousins, but I'm pretty sure it upset the vicar.
12:56 pm
Groomus Maximus
February 21, 2011
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One of the guys I used to go to the football with was about to get married for the 2nd time, with the same best man.
At the 2nd wedding he began his speech with the line: 'As well as being Staurt's best man today I was also best man at his 1st wedding, so half of you will already have heard this speech before'.
5:07 pm
October 7, 2009
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This would be why I didn't get invited to my brother's 2nd wedding
4:57 pm
Groomus Maximus
July 4, 2011
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A similar sort of thing A mate of mine was getting married second time round and he had his brother be best man second time round. His speech bombed at the first wedding so everyone was naturally curious about it second time.
Completely and utterly bladdered he stood up and took some paper out of his pocket which he proclaimed to be the speech he’d given at the first wedding. He’d kept it because he never though that one would last. However, he reckoned this time round my mate (the groom) had found a keeper and he ripped up the speech saying he wouldn’t be needing it again.
That was pretty much his whole speech. Funnily enough, it didn’t attract too much applause.
4:35 pm
Groomus Maximus
February 23, 2011
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My mate got up to say his speech, and started of with 'F*** me, theres some talent here!' and the bride actually laughed!
11:49 am
Groomus Maximus
July 4, 2011
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anz35 said:
My mate got up to say his speech, and started of with 'F*** me, theres some talent here!' and the bride actually laughed!
LOL!
I might have to try that opening line in my Grooms speach.
2:27 pm
March 9, 2010
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I'm saving that one for when I'm father of the bride
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