If you own an iPad, no doubt over the past few months your life has been completely transformed. You are a completely streamlined person now, and all the holes of your soul have been patched over by this tech. But, perhaps you're getting married, and wondering how you can bring the iPad into the side of your life that doesn't involve just watching trailers for films and rich, crisp quality amateur pornography. AT LAST! The 2forCouples iPad app is here!

But what of it? "Our 2 for Couples App is chock full of ideas, news and inspiration for
couples. The content is smart, sexy, useful and funny. It is something
to share together on a shopping excursion, a vacation, in the car,
wherever. And it's perfect to curl up together with at home!"

Makes you sad Charles and Diana didn't have an iPad, doesn't it?