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Worst film trailer competition
October 8, 2010
2:52 pm
Andrew Shanahan
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I watched the trailer for Tuff Turf and when I looked down I was wearing mismatched neon legwarmers.

October 8, 2010
4:08 pm
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Ahh James Spader, how I love thy quiff

October 14, 2010
4:03 pm
Andrew Shanahan
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I meant to say that we've got beer to send for the worst film trailer posted on this thread.

To post a YouTube vid

- Find the trailer you want and copy the URL

- Click the film cell button on the nav bar above the post box,

- Select Type: Flash and then paste in the URL.

Ready steady POST!

October 14, 2010
5:54 pm
Emma Shanahan

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argh Ive lost my mojo watching thisConfused

October 15, 2010
8:53 am
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October 15, 2010
9:27 am
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The brilliance of Santa With Muscles is that once you've heard what the film is called you know exactly what happens in the film, they didn't need the trailer. That said I'm glad they did though for the line:

"You're not santa! *SICKLY SMILE* You're better!"

That's set the bar right there.

October 15, 2010
9:45 am
jaynehyman

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That line IS a stroke of writing genius, isn't it? :D

October 15, 2010
9:58 am
johnwalker

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With a trailer this bad, I don't want to see the film – warning, not for those of a nervous disposition.

 

October 15, 2010
1:26 pm
Tim Evans

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I think this 1994 version went straight to video.

October 15, 2010
1:56 pm
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Human Centipede bad?? That film is brilliant!! (even if not quite to everyone's tastes….) :)

October 15, 2010
2:00 pm
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October 15, 2010
9:18 pm
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Got to be a contender, surely!Cool

October 18, 2010
8:48 am
Andrew Shanahan
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This isn't strictly a trailer but it's mesmerising in its utter rubbishness. Please note, I've not seen the film because I want to preserve it in my mind just from these scenes…

October 18, 2010
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Too obvious?

Yes, that's Gomez Addams, and yes, that's who it looks like at the end – check the cast credits

November 26, 2010
8:31 am
jaynehyman

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When does this competition close?

December 2, 2010
12:57 pm
Andrew Shanahan
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jaynehyman said:

When does this competition close?


NOW!

Who won?

YOU!

Emailed you for your address. Thanks for reminding us but thank-you more for the glory of Santa with Muscles, which all my children will be receiving in their stockings this year.

December 2, 2010
1:09 pm
jaynehyman

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Haha awesome thank you!!

I'm still yet to spot this gem on the shelves of HMV but hopefully it'll be out on DVD soon with lots of cheesy extras :)

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