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Stupid Wedding Crap
January 25, 2011
11:42 am
Andrew Shanahan
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Writing about wedding favours last week made me realise just how much stupid wedding crap there is. So I thought we could collect some in this thread. I'll go first:

It's Jordan's wedding carriage. It's like someone spliced a conservatory with the London Eye. It's only made bearable by the fact that it's driven by The Avengers. Other than that, it's stupid wedding crap. 

January 25, 2011
11:44 am
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I also want to be the first to nominate these:

You know who you are. You know what your role is. Why do you need a cheap, nylon sock to remind you? They should make some of these for brides and see how offended they get when you give them to her.

January 25, 2011
12:00 pm
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Nothing says "Thanks for coming to our wedding" better than cheap pens with your names and wedding date on. These pens generally don't work, and if they do, will only get shoved in a drawer or pen pot and completely forgotten about. The good news is, you don't have to provide a pen for people to sign your guest book.

August 17, 2011
12:23 pm
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agreed, you know who you are and what your there for so why do you need these!!!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q…..K5nsvsgAFO

August 17, 2011
5:29 pm
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Anybody wondering how to add an image here, look for a little picture of a tree above where you type – this image belongs to the post above. I think I'd prefer cufflinks that had 'Batman' on them.

see above

September 8, 2011
10:24 am
enderit

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lol great stuff!!!

September 9, 2011
11:52 pm
jrlbeale1

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Lol most wedding stuff is crap, we are just taking all this 'you need to do this etc' rubbish with a pinch of salt, you know its our day and we r going to do what we like, tradition etc or no tradition etc ! Thanks for your staggered awesomeness!Laugh

February 10, 2012
2:34 am
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February 10, 2012
12:27 pm
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"Two men on the run from the law. Wasn't the other one Larry Lamb? Also Julie Walters."

March 26, 2012
7:42 am
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Hello 

    Wow! That stuff is very good because I like this stuff. 

festklänningar

brudklänningar

March 29, 2012
9:55 am
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Wow!

What?

April 25, 2012
12:34 pm
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Man this stuff is making me howl!! its a good job my wife didnt see any of this stuff before we got married otherwise we would have blown the budget for sure!!Yell

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