Interesting email from Ladbrokes:

The Ladbrokes Royal Wedding Vows:

1) Ladbrokes vows to provide odds on ANY plausible aspect of the wedding you may request.

2) Ladbrokes vows to generate odds within two hours of a request, and often IMMEDIATELY.

3) Ladbrokes will be at the wedding: we have fully-trained spokesmen in London between now and the wedding

4) Ladbrokes will provide engaging activity providing both entertaining and unique content for any wedding editorial.

5) Ladbrokes has a strong history and reputation for providing the very best insight and resources to become your first choice bookie for wedding related odds.

So let's hear them gents – what would you like odds on and I'll fire them across. I'll start:

Prince Phillip Faux Pas – (my guess – Evens) – Prince Phillip welcomes Kate to the family and spends the rest of his speech invoking all manner of accidental hatred about their slitty-eyed guests.