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Putting The Cock Back In Cocktail
August 31, 2010
9:15 am
Craig Morris
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After making the canapé manly, Craig Morris has set his sights on the cocktail! Lovely jubbly.

September 15, 2010
2:23 pm
Dan Anderson
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The Screwdriver:

1 Real Ale.

2 Real Ale.

Serve in a pint glass with an actual screwdriver in it.

Not that ale needs stirring, so the screwdriver's just for decoration as opposed to as a functioning swizzlestick (one of the best words ever).

September 15, 2010
3:54 pm
Craig Morris
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I originally wanted a cherry bomb in the Manhattan Project so that it would actually explode, but the pub said no. They didn't say anything about potential stabbing weapons, so the screwdriver might be a go!

September 15, 2010
3:56 pm
Dan Anderson
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Yus!

September 15, 2010
4:19 pm
Pete Boyland
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Dan, your version of a Rusty Nail could be a health hazard.

 

I'll pass on the Screaming Orgasm though. And as for the Bloody Mary…

September 15, 2010
4:28 pm
Dan Anderson
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…ok, how about some Donkey Semen? I'm not kidding, unfortunately.

 

http://www.cocktail.uk.com/Coc…..-semen.htm

September 15, 2010
4:29 pm
Dan Anderson
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…I lik the way they say "Sorry, no image available" – I wonder why?

September 16, 2010
4:39 pm
Craig Morris
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"sour mix" probably doesn't mean Haribo, does it?

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