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Putting The Cock Back In Cocktail
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9:15 am
August 31, 2010


Craig Morris

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posts 445

After making the canapé manly, Craig Morris has set his sights on the cocktail! Lovely jubbly.


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2:23 pm
September 15, 2010


Dan Anderson

Londonish

Leeroy Jenkins

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The Screwdriver:

1 Real Ale.

2 Real Ale.

Serve in a pint glass with an actual screwdriver in it.

Not that ale needs stirring, so the screwdriver's just for decoration as opposed to as a functioning swizzlestick (one of the best words ever).

3:54 pm
September 15, 2010


Craig Morris

Member

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I originally wanted a cherry bomb in the Manhattan Project so that it would actually explode, but the pub said no. They didn't say anything about potential stabbing weapons, so the screwdriver might be a go!

3:56 pm
September 15, 2010


Dan Anderson

Londonish

Leeroy Jenkins

posts 58

Yus!

4:19 pm
September 15, 2010


Pete Boyland

Purgatory, Surrey

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Dan, your version of a Rusty Nail could be a health hazard.

 

I'll pass on the Screaming Orgasm though. And as for the Bloody Mary…

4:28 pm
September 15, 2010


Dan Anderson

Londonish

Leeroy Jenkins

posts 58

…ok, how about some Donkey Semen? I'm not kidding, unfortunately.

 

http://www.cocktail.uk.com/Coc…..-semen.htm

4:29 pm
September 15, 2010


Dan Anderson

Londonish

Leeroy Jenkins

posts 58

…I lik the way they say "Sorry, no image available" – I wonder why?

4:39 pm
September 16, 2010


Craig Morris

Member

posts 445

"sour mix" probably doesn't mean Haribo, does it?