So you may have heard that Prince William and Kate Jesuslookathowamazingherteethare are due to get spliced. We're excited for two reasons:
- a possible rogue Bank Holiday
- shite memorabilia
So we thought we'd steal a march on the competitors and start creating our own tacky memorabilia in commemoration of the Royal Wedding 2011. This is officially a game of one-upmanship – the tackiest entry wins.
9:27 pm
Groomus Maximus
September 23, 2010
OfflineWow – nice to see one of the big retailers like Asda playing along.

As they say on their press release:
Clarence House confirmed their engagement today and as soon as we heard
the news today we started working on a special commemorative mug to mark
the occasion. Three minutes later we were done."
Beautiful stuff.
10:17 pm
That's Mr Groom To You
November 2, 2010
Offline3:46 pm
September 14, 2010
OfflineSome humdingers for you:

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And also this beauty courtesy of http://www.crownjewelscondoms……itage.html
Gentlemen, we have a winner. Available for sale from Lydia Leith.com

10:23 am
That's Mr Groom To You
January 12, 2011
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That's Mr Groom To You
June 22, 2010
OfflineJelly bean bearing a striking resembalance to Kate. Only one of it's kind. Yours for £500 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new…..h-500.html
Amazing eh? I can't even tell which is the jelly bean Kate and which is the real one.

People (nutters) used to at least see the faces of Jesus, Elvis or other deities in their food stuffs. The dubious food-a-likes industry has sunk to a new low.
Tim Evans said:
Jelly bean bearing a striking resembalance to Kate. Only one of it's kind. Yours for £500 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new…..h-500.html
Amazing eh? I can't even tell which is the jelly bean Kate and which is the real one.
People (nutters) used to at least see the faces of Jesus, Elvis or other deities in their food stuffs. The dubious food-a-likes industry has sunk to a new low.
What – several hours passes and NO ONE has made a single bean-flicking gag? Oh wait, Pete's on his stag-do isn't he. Good luck Berlin.
10:32 am
That's Mr Groom To You
January 12, 2011
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Currently on eBay for charity. Not sure about plunging your mouth into Kate's cleavage for a tasty treat…
The image doesn't seem to be showing, so here's the link: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Unique-P…..4aaa1812d2
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