There must surely be a thread just for awkward wedding photies, but damned if I can find it, so here we go:

How (not) To Pose In Your Wedding Photos read the original, old, olllldddd post

 I was just thinking about a caption for this along the lines of "Now here's one from the school of "If I have to pose with a fan and a parasol, so do you darling" " when I realised my inner monologue had turned into Dennis Norden. I think I need a break.

 "I am Prince Vigo, sorrow of Moldavia, scourge of Carpathia! Kneel before me, you pitiful half-men!"

Well, the usual suspects don't seem to be contributing to the more weighty threads I've started on these forums lately, so for you guys (you know who you are) let's get back to mercilessly mauling misguided newlyweds, this time courtesy of wedinator:

So you know what it looks like when toilet paper gets wet, then dries and goes a bit shredded? And then you, a janitor, agree to help make your wife's wedding dress? Yeah, that.