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Caption Competition XI - Mission to Moscow
July 28, 2011
1:36 pm
Pete Boyland
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Ps. Cheers to Pustoe Mesto for this.

July 28, 2011
1:46 pm
Andrew Shanahan
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In Soviet Russia, the bang gangs you!

July 28, 2011
7:54 pm
jimmy2695

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The guy behind the bride turns sheepishly as he realises he is last in line on the wedding night.

July 29, 2011
10:12 pm
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In Russia, "Married to the Job" took on a whole new meaning…

July 29, 2011
10:43 pm
Rob Kedge

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Emily was pleasantly surprised by the response she got from putting her profile on the Russian version of uniformdating.com…

August 3, 2011
8:42 pm
Craig Morris
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'Seven Brides For Seven Brothers' – the post-communist version.

August 10, 2011
4:33 pm
anz35

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Right, which one of you got me pregnant!

August 23, 2011
1:07 pm
shaunmarsh

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This is a good thread. I love all the post by the members. Very very funny thread. Thanks to all.

EDIT: as is tradition with the Carr Hall spammers I've switched their URLs to the beautiful and extremely affordable Ripley Castle. Please note that we've had word on another thread that Carr Hall is ALLEGEDLY built on a large trifle and may therefore be unsuitable for large events. I'm not saying that's true, I'm just saying that I was told it.

 

carr hall home
yorkshire wedding castles

August 26, 2011
4:02 pm
Pete Boyland
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Yeah, and bearing in mind that place has been up for 150 years*, that trifle fucking STINKS.

 

*150 years?? I've been in older portaloos.

August 26, 2011
4:12 pm
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I'm giving serious thought to hiring a load of oiks (elance.com is ace) and starting a blow-by-blow graffito campaign at Carr Hall.

August 26, 2011
8:05 pm
Craig Morris
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Maybe we should start a thread called "Why we would never stay at Carr Hall Castle" and see if they comment on that.

September 7, 2011
9:47 am
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Hang on, you can't start a new caption competition without calling this one…!

Well, I started it so I'll finish it.

While honourable mentions go to Shan and Rob, the winner is… anz35! Laugh

Can someone get in touch with him and send him a t shirt or some old shit you've got lying around the shed?

September 7, 2011
10:07 am
Andrew Shanahan
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Pete Boyland said:

Hang on, you can't start a new caption competition without calling this one…!

Well, I started it so I'll finish it.

While honourable mentions go to Shan and Rob, the winner is… anz35! Laugh

Can someone get in touch with him and send him a t shirt or some old shit you've got lying around the shed?

Congratulations ANZ35! As instructed by Mr Boyland you've won something from the BAG OF SWAG I'll drop you a PM and an email to see what you want and where you live and that.

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