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Caption Competition X
June 27, 2011
6:33 pm
Craig Morris
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Sometimes googling bad wedding photos is the best part of the day.

June 28, 2011
9:21 am
Andrew Shanahan
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Don't lie, the wedding wasn't what you were googling for.

How about:

What? I thought you said you wanted your photos mounted?

June 28, 2011
10:28 am
Craig Morris
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Actually there's more weirdness going on in the background of this picture than I first noticed: what are the green sashes about? And that white tux?

Ok, what about:

Jesus Dave, when your aunt asked if she could bring her "children" you could have said something. I thought Jezebel and Lord Lucan were weird names for kids, but I was trying to be polite. 

June 28, 2011
4:58 pm
TudorVII

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Dave hung his head in shame, as he realised he wasn't the only one that "screwed the pooch" today.

July 5, 2011
2:23 pm
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As the blushing bride reached the altar, the mortified vicar would never be able to erase his fateful comment: "Look at that fucking dog"…

July 13, 2011
12:07 pm
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Sorry, I'm a bit dyslexic. I thought you said you wanted to get married in the presence of DOG.

July 14, 2011
1:31 pm
Craig Morris
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And Dog is a loving Dog…

July 28, 2011
12:52 pm
Andrew Shanahan
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Pete! You won.

I'm still waiting for a shipment of Staggered t-shirts, so how about two pairs of tickets to the Extreme Stunt Show instead?

The other "prize" is that you get to start the next Caption Competition thread…

July 28, 2011
1:11 pm
Pete Boyland
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Really? Where and when?? Although I'm tempted to hold out for the t shirt…

 

Right, I'm off to Google "dirty wedding pictures". I could be hours..

July 28, 2011
1:15 pm
Andrew Shanahan
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Hahaha, you're welcome to hold out for a t-shirt. I can even send you one of the ones we've got but it's, um, been worn.

Details of tour dates here – http://extremeeventseurope.com/shows/ tell your Mrs that it's a romantic date. She likes Monster Trucks, right?

July 28, 2011
1:22 pm
Pete Boyland
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Norwich? Chelmsford? Stevenage?? They know their audience don't they Laugh

I'll hold out for a t shirt cheers. And not one of the suspiciously-stained ones…

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