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Appalling chat-up lines
July 20, 2011
7:55 am
Andrew Shanahan
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Heard two corkers yesterday:

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a knife, get in the van."

"Does this hankie smell of chloroform to you."

Got any others?

July 20, 2011
2:19 pm
Pete Boyland
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"Here's £20. Keep drinking until you fancy me".

July 20, 2011
6:20 pm
Craig Morris
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"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your clothes off and dance around a little?"

July 22, 2011
8:53 am
Andrew Shanahan
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July 22, 2011
7:36 pm
Craig Morris
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MY TIP: If you feel you need tips on how to flirt, give up.

September 8, 2011
10:23 am
enderit

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Lol very funny!

September 8, 2011
5:40 pm
Rob Kedge

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After watching that video, I almost wish I was marrying Kathy Brown, Flirtation expert.  I'd love to go into Currys with her and get the new TV for half the expected price lol…

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