YouTubery: Wedding Proposals
Proposing to the woman you love, has to be one of the most nerve-wracking things any bloke could possibly do, that’s why we’re always keen to see proposals caught on camera just in case one day we get to see someone saying no and we can watch that bloke’s heart shatter into a million tiny fragments live on air. What? We don’t get out much.
CHEESE-ADDLED SKY JOCKEY
This boke-tastic piece of schmaltz comes courtesy of someone on the wrong side of the pond. The basic premise is that this bloke gets every passenger to give his waiting girlfriend a rose before he turns up and pops the question. What they don’t tell you is that the white flowers in those bouquets? 100% cocaine.
Actually, cynicism aside that one was pretty cool.
SOMETHING FAKE AT DISNEY? NO!
You’ve got to love the comments – of course it’s fake. As if any bloke would get micd up and sing in key to propose.
Any time I read anything about Disney I always have to tell this Glaswegian joke:
- What’s the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
- Bing sings and Walt Disnae.
OH NONONONONONONONNOONONONONONONONO. NO
You’re feeling pretty good about yourself. You’ve got the ring in your pocket and she’s giving you loads of good signals, so you think, you’re only going to do this once, why not do it BIG. So you take her out to the centre-court and do it in the middle of the old ball game. Then she says no. Then she runs away. Then you’re stuck in the middle of the court holding a ring out to a gigantic bunny. Then you wake up sweating. Then you realise that you’re still there and you panic slept and this is actually happening to you.
FAIL.
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