Win Shoes With Rubbersole.co.uk
Like shoes? The Staggered team can barely think of anything better to put on our feet (and don’t even think of saying socks, they’re rubbish!) which is why we are thrilled to be able to offer five readers a £20 voucher for Rubbersole.co.uk.
Conversely, this is a great shoe!
But before we tell you how to win, allow us to tell you a little about Rubbersole.
Now one of the UK’s most popular footwear websites, Rubbersole.co.uk offers a huge range of stylish, big name brands, including Converse, Camper and New Balance for the more rough and tumble party goer, through to Ted Baker, Nanny State and Sebago for the smarter, more refined gentleman.
Rubbersole.co.uk provides next delivery and is FREE on all UK orders. The website is safe, secure and easy-to-use, meaning anybody can get the shoes they want with absolutely no hassle – you don’t even have to leave the house! So don’t delay, treat your big man feet and visit www.rubbesole.co.uk today!
Well, I think we’ve all learned something today.
So if you’d like to win a shoe voucher (or a voucher for shoes if you prefer plural footwear) then add a comment below featuring a shoe-related pun (don’t worry if you can’t think of one, it’s not essential) and don’t forget to state your shoe size as well.
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hope i win
Wow; those Converse shoes are great – I’d love a pair, but The Who were into rock, not ‘sole’ music !!
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. ‘How do they feel?’ asks the sales clerk.
‘Well they feel a bit tight,’ replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man’s feet. ‘Try pulling the tongue out,’ the clerk says.
‘Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth
oh his shoes were a size 43 (9) ;)
Why do i put my foot in it all the time
Size 4
Since I’m the first one to comment, I must be a shoe-in to win…
(9)
Shoe Size: 6
I would stick out my tongue and bare my sole to win!
I’ve got sole in my heart!
Entering to win yet another pair of shoes isn’t my ‘sole’ intention
I need a pair that will ‘heel’ his poor feet – a Rubbersole invention
size – 6
Size 10 please
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know! Sorry – I know that’s baad! (Size 5).
Would love to win one of these vouchers for my husband so he can treat his feet! (Size 10)
SIZE 3 SHOES FOR ME !
i don’t have a pun, but if you give me a £70 voucher i promise i will wear with .
i will send pictures and everything!
I’ve got more shoe puns than you can sandal and I’ll try to wedge them into one (toe) post; I hope you find them a-mule-sing; I’m pumped up and ready to tell them; punning is in my sole!
Ooh, and I’ve got a bad joke to boot:
What do you call a French man in sandals?
Phillipe-Flop
Size 9 and let it be me that wins solely
‘Ted Baker’ was ‘Staggered’ to his ‘Rubbersoles’ that the ‘Nanny state’ was insisting every ‘Camper’ at the festival wore the union jack.
Size 37
I’d like to be wit’shoe. Size 10. Thanks, Ben*
I’d sell my sole for this prize!
SHOOOOZIES size 7 x
If I won this voucher I’d be shoe to look my best and it would make a great Converse-ation piece to boot!
With shoes like those I know heel do well.
Just step on it!
Be ‘Shoe ‘ r’ your ‘sole’ will be ‘heeled’ if you tread the right path
I put my heart & SOLE into this entry
i am soled on this deal : )
My choux pastry’s tough as old leather.
flipflop eck forgot to put my shoe size its 7
Ah – forgot to add choux size:
Size 8 in trainers & 7 if I’m forced to be elegant.
size 6
A shoe seller with isshoes will surely get the boot.
A shoe seller with isshoes will surely get the boot.
(Sorry about the duplicate message, I forgot to include my shoe size, it’s 7)
I was a shoe salesperson, until they gave me the boot!
Size 6 Pleeeze :)
Forget the socks, forget the heels, with Rubbersole on the label I’ll get my thrills
Size 9
*pulls ‘tongue’* (size 5)
Don’t tell a sole but I’m a size 5 now.
SHOEd I stay or SHOEd I go?
(Size 9)
My size is a 4, but my 5 year old is a childrens 9 and he would look way cooler than me!
big man – size 12
size 6
Soul train..ers
size 5
would love to win this
size 5.5
Shoeper competition!I’m not usually well heeled but would shoerly impress my girl with a win !
Shoe-rly is will win with this terrible pun!
Size 5, please!
Size 8 please
size 4 please
Should I put a sock in it??
Whoops … size 6 please!
Size 7
The Shoe is on the other foot.
size 8 thanks :)
Our Soles!!
i would love to win a shoe voucher , cant think of anything witty to say though so ill just smile politely :)
and im a size 8 :)
am I the ‘sole’ person, who is always stuck for funny puns? probably!
size 6 please :-)
Size 6
I’ll be the heart and ‘sole’ of the party in a pair of size 9s!
—- ‘Sneak hers’ a size 7 xxx
size 10
fingers and toes crossed!
If I dont win I will need a shoe-lder to cry on
Don’t want to be straight-laced, just want to bare my sole.
Size 6 please
Retro sole trainers
tremendous
Size 12
i love shoes – size 5
Size 6 please :-D These look wicked
size 11G
It wud b shoe per duper if i won, buy hey i probs wont!
size 8
My Dealer mate Gibson from Oxford (the loafer with the thick brogue) laced my uppers, the heel, which gave them a kick like a mule causing my heart to pump and my tongue to welt and clog as if I’d got sandal over it. I had to slipper way to consult my trainer before I started to flip-flop all over the place. I’ve been court like that before (well I’m no monk) but this isn’t the platform for saying toe much. I’m not here to bare my sole but I don’t want your readers to think they can mocassin just ‘cos they’ve never committed it themselves …
True story – the town where I live has a shoe shop called…..Shoepermarket!!!!
(size 6)
Size 4 thx :)
I’d better win as this is my sole entry
Give me the shoes!….I will be the ‘sole’ of discretion ;D
Size 6 btw x
Size 6 please if it’s not “toe” much trouble!
Remember shoes have souls too! Size 7!
Shoes are my sole purpose in loaf…ers. =/ I’m a size 5 and I’m not very good at puns, mine don’t have much kick.
Sorry, sorry.
:p
Go on, put a spring in my step and heel my broken heart ta boot, by sending me some size 4.
‘The shop assistant was very straight laced’
Shoe size:7
A man walks into a shoe shop and asks for a pair of size 8 lace up shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from up here you’re at least a size 11.”
The man says, “Just bring me a size 8 lace up shoe.”
The salesman brings them, the man stuffs his feet into them, ties them tight, and then he stands up, obviously in pain. The salesman just has to ask, “Sir, why must you have these undersized shoes?”
He says to the salesman, “I lost my business and my house, I live with my mother-in-law, my wife is sleeping with my best friend, my daughter is pregnant, and my son’s in jail. The only pleasure I have in life is taking off these damn shoes.”
ooopppsss size 7 please
Size 5 is my comment…. how creative i am :D
You can never have too many (size 5) shoes!
Please enter me in the draw. Size 5 please.
size 4
Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy ever so carefully reaches into his rucksack and slowly takes out a pair of running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.The second guy hisses: “What are you doing, you can’t outrun the lion” And the first guy says: “No, but all I have to do is outrun you”!
Shoed I win I would be very happy, size 6 please:)
shoe horning my entry in! Size 11 please
I used to be a shoe salesman until they gave me the boot
Size 10
Don’t wanna sound like a heel, but I’m a straight-laced guy with a whole lotta sole and you should give all the other entries the boot.
Sticking the boot in!
Size 11
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHOE SHOP WITH ONE OWNER?–A SOLE PROPRIETORSHIP
Just stood on a wasp in the garden!
Should have had some shoes on!
:( OUCH
Size 6 please
Foot still throbbing
Only the well heeled shop with rubbersole.com
If you wear underwear for 2 days without taking them off, does it count as 2 days?
Size 10 please….
You can never have too many pairs of shoes, there is nothing better then strutting around with nothing but a cool pair of shoes on!
Size 6 thanks
Size 6 please
Hope I’m the sole winner :)
Size 7
Oh and by the way, I’m a size 6 :)
A shoeper prize, size 7 please….
Shoe, Shoe, Shoe.
what a bootiful prize
size 5 1/2 please
If this sole was to win this I’d be tongue tied
Great prize :-) Please step on it and send me my voucher, so I can hot foot it over to the virtual store!
(size 9 please)
x
Hello staggered, please send this prize to an old (b)rogue….
(size 10 please!)
size 7
Size 8 Let me win or else I will give you a good shoeing
Size 11 :-)
What a bootee-ful prize
I’m a coffee drinking bad boy – I’m into Moccasin
Size 9′s please
size 10 please for my son
Lying here on a beach with sand-al over my feet.
Size 6
Shoe-ly I’m going to win?? (sorry!!)
I’m a 6 :D
Help me become the next Imelda Marcos
SIZE 5 please!
Erm i love shoes
i am a real sole man. Size 9
If I dont win, It’ll be a Moccasin
Size 11
‘I met a Dutch girl last week with inflatable shoes, I phoned her up To arrange a date but unfortunately she had popped her clogs’
Size 11 for me please
Staggered only for the well heeled! – would love to win your fab comp. Size five for me please :)
The gladiator was having a rough day in the arena. His opponent had sliced off both of his arms. Nevertheless, he kept on fighting, kicking and biting as furiously as he could.
But when his opponent lopped off both feet, our gladiator had no choice but to give up, for now he was both unarmed and defeated.
or
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Size 10 please.
I need to ‘toe the line’ here as right ‘heels’ won’t stand a chance of winning. Of course, winning would be a fantastic ‘feat’ so I won’t ‘clog’ up any more space!
are these soled out hope not count me in please
size 8
size 5.
I would like those shoes to hotfoot it in my direction thanks, in a size 8!
NEVER enough shoes…
MY HEART AND SOLE WOULD LOVE TO WIN THESE FANTASTIC RUBBER SOLED FOOT WEAR FOR MY LAD HE IS 14 AND SIZE 13 FOOT SO THEY WOULD BE JUST THE JOB PLEASE PICK ME
Please shoes me :) Size 5
Size: 9 would be great wow he would be overjoyed
I told the doctor I had flat feet. He said ‘what you need is a pair of pumps’.
i have no soul i could not win this
Hey up, lad
I’m a Northern ‘sole’ man!
Size 10, pls.
A size 6 pair of these will heel my wounds and save my soul!
Size 9 please :)
I would love this prize to buy some boot-iful shoes!
Tongue hanging out at the thought of winning this, I’d be elaceted to win (size 9)
size 5 please please please
With a pair of these on, I’m gonna feel like shoeperman! Size 9 please.
size 8 please
shoe me the way to win some size 5s please!
Don’t be a heel – let me win these please! :)
I’m a UK 7.
Really hope i win x
(Oops forgot shoe size in other one)
Size 6
i would love to win! i will put my heart and sole into it!
size 6 *sticks out tounge*
Hope I win
size 7
Shoe size: 9
can’t think of anything.
would love to win this
Shoe size: 5
A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for its house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to a restaurant to have a meal.
“Would you like to go to Frank’s with me and have a bite to eat?” he asked the centipede in the box. But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, “How about going out and having a snack with me?”
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time–this time putting his face up against the centipede’s house and shouting, he said, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go get some food with me?
A tiny little voice came squeezing out of the box in reply, “I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my shoes.”
size 7 please
Size 9 and I’d be solestatic to be the sole winner.
Size 7 please,
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago.
“Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?” Arnold asked.
“Not very likely,” his wife said.
“It’s worth a try,” Arnold said, pocketing the ticket. He went downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the store.
With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man behind the counter.
With a face just as straight, the man said, “Just a minute. I’ll have to look for these.”
He disappeared into a dark corner at the back of the shop.
Two minutes later, the man called out, “Here they are!”
“No kidding?” Arnold called back. “That’s terrific! Who would have thought they’d still be here after all this time.”
The man came back to the counter, empty-handed.
“They’ll be ready Thursday,” he said calmly.
whoops – size 8
As the shoe said to the hat, ‘You go on ahead, and I’ll follow on foot’
size 11 please
the shoe is on the other foot now
size 6 please
my shoozie woozies are too tighty
would you please address my plighty
my toes are sad my heels afire
yet your shoes fill me with desire
hobbling earthling needs intervention to have the hottest heels on this planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see above size 6 please
I BROUGHT MY HUSBAND A PAIR OF SHOES OFF EBAY. HE WAS WALKING AROUND IN THEM WHEN I REALISED THEY WERE TO LEFT FEET. HE HASNT NOTICED YET SO I AM ALWAYS GIGGLING WHEN HE WEARS THEM
SIZE 3
bootful shoes in a size 5 please :)
size 7
would love these
The shoes on the other foot now
Size 5
Fingers crossed xx
I’ll get my other half to enter as well, i’m sure HEEl win!
I would like to win if they are not SOLED out.
Size 9
I shoe’ld be so lucky! Size 13 please.
“The shoe was not feeling very well, so it made an appointment at the surgery to see…. DR. MARTENS.
Size 8 please
I think all the puns I know have been used, so I’ll just say size 9 please :)
That comp has a lot of soul.
Hope you’ll stil-letto woman with sole win.
Hope you’ll stil-letto woman with sole win.
size 5
10.5, kicked into touch!
size 6.5 : perfect to ‘boot up’ my troublesome laptop!
hope i win this by a mile…or even a few feet!
…. size 8 by the way …
these are tasty very very tasty
in size 8 please thanks.
It is one of my new life goals
To win these trendy soles
So let me win these boots
It will help me relive my roots
I would like them in big mens 13
They are the smartest I`ve ever seen!
So please give me one big treat………..
New attire for my feet!
perfect shoes for my SOLE mate!
ive been doing some sole searching and still cant find any i like. size 9
I am a man with baby sized feet. But if the shoe fits.
That was lame wasn’t it!
Shoe size 6 please
My sole-mate is a size (12) and would love to find some fab glittery trainers in his size. However Rubbersole don’t seem to stock bigger than an 11 at the moment. Come on chaps – invest in some larger footware!
Emmy
man limped into the doctor and the doc asked what was wrong.he answered sciatica in his feet.doc says that is impossible.man answers no it is not,these shoes are size 5 and sciataca 8
I WOULD LOVE TO WIN SOME SHOES FOR MY SON HE IS SIZE 13 SHOE AND ONLY 14 YEARS OLD I JUST DONT WHAT TO DO WITH HIS FEET AS IM FOREVER BUYING SHOES NOW ITS HARDER TO FIND THE ONES HE LIKES ITS THE ONES THAT FIT WE HAVE TO GET BUT NOT EVERY SHOE SHOP GOES TO SIZE 13 SO I THINK I NEED SOME HELP OR I COULD DO WITH HIM BEING SPONSERED OTHERWISE ITS GOING TO BE FLIP FLOPS OR BAGS I DO HOPE HES FEET STOP GROWING MY SIZE IS 8 SO I DONT KNOW WHO HE TAKES AFTER PLEASE HELP ALL THE BEST I HOPE I WIN YOUR SHOES ARE GREAT
I need a pair of these shoes to help me evade the wife when returning from the pub three days later.
Shoe’s ur Daddy?! ;))
You’d have to be a bit of a ‘heel’ not to let me win
Need some cool, comfy shoes. Size 5
if i talk nicely in my irish BROGUE do you think i could have a size6 please…..sorry to be a HEEL !
” R Soles” can’t think of one. Size 7
for the best son you could wish for size 9 plzzz
size 9 please! This will impress my fiancee, she hates my trainers!
I knew something was afoot here for the well heeled gent with size 10 tootsies ;), I’ll have to try and lace together some tongue in cheek comment to please the eyes.
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