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So you’ve been given the task of kitting out the stags for the all-important do, and one thing that people best men always forget until the last minute is the stag-do tshirts. Fortunately, we’ve been speaking to moretvicar.com the online t-shirt store that stocks hundreds of cool and hard-to-find t-shirts from retro, vintage, celebrity, graphics, sport and slogans. Between us we’ve fixed your dilemma – fancing winning 10 of one of these smart designs?

One lucky Staggered winner will get 10 of one of the above designs, perfect to kit out the rampant stag or hen parties destined for exotic foreign shores, or Newcastle.

What’s more! Staggered readers get an exclusive 20% off at moreTvicar.com until midnight on 30th June 2010 – just enter this code at checkout: STAG20.

To enter, simply enter your all-time favourite t-shirt slogan into the comments beneath here and we’ll pick a winner next week.

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161 Comments »

  • Andrew Shanahan
    Andrew Shanahan said:

    Mine has to be the “I’m With Stupid” ones my entire family always wear!! They’re the greatest. Wait.

    # 21 June 2010 at 16:33
  • Coistycat (Donna B) said:

    On the front a pic of pink poodle

    slogan on the back says This t-shirt belong to him & has arrow pointing right

    # 21 June 2010 at 17:05
  • Nicky Russell said:

    My Mother went to New York…. And All I got was this P*xy T-Shirt

    @paulinepppp

    # 21 June 2010 at 17:48
  • rosie said:

    Kermit the frog- with
    Time’s Fun when you’re having Flies!

    # 21 June 2010 at 18:00
  • Julie Myers said:

    my favourite is “forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate” :D

    # 22 June 2010 at 09:42
  • Julie Myers said:

    “forget love….I’d rather fall in chocolate” :D

    # 22 June 2010 at 09:43
  • Laura Hadland said:

    My husband found me a great one, God knows where from, which says ‘Everyone knows a Dave.’ So profound, so true.

    # 22 June 2010 at 11:09
  • Susan Nisar said:

    I just like that good ole 80′s Yellow Smiley or was that Mr Happy?

    # 22 June 2010 at 12:08
  • Valerie said:

    I Never Finish Anythin

    # 22 June 2010 at 12:21
  • Pete Boyland said:

    Spotted at a festival last year:

    “Mary was only a virgin if you don’t count anal”.

    You probably need to be very careful where you wear this one…!

    # 22 June 2010 at 14:13
  • Tony Robinson said:

    I’m not a complete idiot.

    There are some bits missing.

    # 22 June 2010 at 14:19
  • Christine Johnson said:

    l like, Earth Is the Insane Asylum for the Universe

    # 22 June 2010 at 14:26
  • katie mackenzie said:

    My daughter got me one on holiday saying **SHES BUYING THE NEXT ROUND**
    :) x

    # 22 June 2010 at 16:41
  • Julie Kenny said:

    My friend has one that says

    Legally it’s questionable
    morally it’s disgusting
    Personally I like it

    # 22 June 2010 at 17:08
  • LUBYANKA said:

    HOW ABOUT A POKER TEE WITH THE WORDS “ALL IN FOR JESUS”?

    # 22 June 2010 at 18:15
  • mesocool said:

    Mine has to be the “Me so horny” in like 4 or 5 rows White tshirt all black letters just “horny” with red .

    # 23 June 2010 at 00:15
  • Laura Armstrong said:

    Mine would definately have to be ‘It’s Not Me, It’s You’

    # 23 June 2010 at 01:06
  • thebrums said:

    I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now

    # 23 June 2010 at 07:19
  • Jessica said:

    I PUT THE MAN IN ROMANCE

    # 23 June 2010 at 08:12
  • suzzee langton said:

    The stupid one is wearing the other shirt

    # 23 June 2010 at 08:46
  • Beth Gerrard said:

    A is for ‘Osses

    # 23 June 2010 at 09:12
  • Meg Charlish said:

    I’ve got one now which says:-

    Hold on tight
    all aboard
    I love London
    take a ride
    London calling
    Ding Ding

    # 23 June 2010 at 10:41
  • Jon Sellers said:

    THIS IS FROM THE 70′S
    WHALE
    OIL
    BEEF
    HOOKED

    # 23 June 2010 at 11:22
  • adam taylor said:

    i used to have one when i was a kid (where it came from i have no idea) but it had a very unhappy looking frog above a slogan “I’m so happy i could shit!”

    priceless!

    # 23 June 2010 at 11:51
  • DannyD said:

    “Sod Off”
    (Big monster points away, while little monster looks sad)

    # 23 June 2010 at 12:01
  • Steven Evans said:

    I have had a couple of T-Shirts with great slogans, one had a picture of a Cockral with Stop Staring at my C*** the other was a black t-shirt with white lettering – Brain Dead but Good in Bed

    If I had to choose a favourite I would go with Brain Dead but Good in Bed.

    # 23 June 2010 at 12:09
  • Lisa Richards said:

    “I’m not as think as you drunk I am”

    # 23 June 2010 at 12:25
  • Laurence Francis said:

    Dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians!

    # 23 June 2010 at 12:33
  • rob haskell said:

    Your Village just called…. they want their idiot back!

    # 23 June 2010 at 12:42
  • Ben Norton said:

    Fat Blokes are hard to kidnap!

    # 23 June 2010 at 14:51
  • Caroline said:

    My favourite, seen in the 70s, just said

    Uriah Heep

    because I was with my Mum when we first saw it, and I could just HEAR her thinking “why have a nasty Dickens character on your chest?” until I whispered “it’s a band, Mum”

    # 23 June 2010 at 15:22
  • sara green said:

    “I have the simplest tastes, I am always satisfied with the best”

    # 23 June 2010 at 15:26
  • Caryne said:

    ‘I’m only wearing black until they make something darker’, a goth t-shirt, of course!

    # 23 June 2010 at 15:36
  • Hazel said:

    “The Boys are Back in Town” – with a picture of Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street

    # 23 June 2010 at 16:07
  • Jane said:

    To The Pub (picture of Ambulance)

    # 23 June 2010 at 17:16
  • claire lawrece said:

    I like “If found return to the pub”

    # 23 June 2010 at 17:34
  • Marie said:

    I got a pair of hamsters for my teenage son. I think I made a good trade.

    # 23 June 2010 at 17:55
  • Mark Irvine said:

    T-shirt with a print of a girl dressed Daisy Duke style with the words “Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear”!!

    # 23 June 2010 at 18:07
  • Les Warriner said:

    Does the Pope s**t in the woods?

    # 23 June 2010 at 18:10
  • Claire Deakin said:

    The best T shirt I have seen is A weekend wasted is not a wasted weekend

    # 23 June 2010 at 19:35
  • Jaynealicia said:

    Only left handed people are in their right minds

    # 23 June 2010 at 20:12
  • dawn said:

    Mine has to be Frankie says Relax – it just sums up what the 80′s was all about to me.

    # 24 June 2010 at 09:16
  • Nancy Townsend said:

    I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

    # 24 June 2010 at 10:40
  • Jackie Harris said:

    “Don’t annoy the crazy person!”

    # 24 June 2010 at 10:54
  • RACHEL CAMERON said:

    My favourite is a take on the old classic” My mum went to London and all I got was this loosy t-shirt” but says ”I went to neverland ranch and all i got was molested”

    # 24 June 2010 at 13:10
  • Darren Bunting said:

    Keep Calm & Carry On is my life !!!!!!!

    ’nuff sed :)

    # 24 June 2010 at 14:44
  • Nick said:

    Has to be

    Frankie says……and a T-shirt 2 sizes too big!

    Those were the days :-)

    # 24 June 2010 at 15:57
  • Lee Wilcox said:

    ‘F*** The Poll Tax’

    Retro Classic!!

    # 25 June 2010 at 08:46
  • secksy34 said:

    i have one that is grouch? from the muppets ( the bin guy ) saying bug off and looking really peed off :) , i wear it a lot !!!

    # 25 June 2010 at 11:59
  • Nina Greaves said:

    Poker Tshirt for a lady

    “TOP PAIR”

    # 25 June 2010 at 12:00
  • Matt said:

    People Are At Least As Smart As Goats, Maybe Not As Agile.

    # 25 June 2010 at 12:04
  • Russell said:

    I love the one –
    My body is not a temple…
    ..its an amusement park

    # 25 June 2010 at 12:19
  • Jayne Hyman said:

    It has to be:

    “When I’m excited a little bit of wee comes out”

    Makes me smile every time :D

    # 25 June 2010 at 12:43
  • paul keenan said:

    BE ALERT britain needs LERTS

    # 25 June 2010 at 12:49
  • Nicola said:

    I used to be snow white but I drifted.

    # 25 June 2010 at 13:59
  • Ashleigh said:

    forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate

    # 25 June 2010 at 14:10
  • Ade said:

    The first rule about Tea Club
    Is that you don’t talk about Tea Club….

    # 25 June 2010 at 14:15
  • richard said:

    KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON what a great tshirt love that

    # 25 June 2010 at 14:29
  • Sue Hunt said:

    My favourite was on a busty friends T Shirt and it said

    “No, they don’t disappear when I lie down” Love it :)

    # 25 June 2010 at 14:30
  • Cathy said:

    I found Jesus. He was hiding behind the sofa.

    # 25 June 2010 at 14:51
  • korky said:

    Same crap, different day

    :)

    # 25 June 2010 at 14:52
  • john said:

    Save a tree eat a beaver

    # 25 June 2010 at 15:02
  • stuart hargreaves said:

    from FORRREST GUMP SH#T HAPPENS

    # 25 June 2010 at 15:23
  • liz denial said:

    My best chat up line is ‘You’re far too good looking to be straight’ so my favourite tshirt slogan is ‘all the best ones are gay’

    # 25 June 2010 at 15:24
  • steven young said:

    While you are busy reading this t-shirt
    I am busy looking at your tits!

    # 25 June 2010 at 15:30
  • John said:

    Jesus Loves You
    (Everyone else thinks you’re a c*nt)

    # 25 June 2010 at 15:34
  • Pete A said:

    I Facebooked Your Mum

    # 25 June 2010 at 15:37
  • christine burton said:

    ignor me im normal

    # 25 June 2010 at 16:19
  • Lisa Hutchinson said:

    “I fucking love cuddling”

    # 25 June 2010 at 16:25
  • Vanessa said:

    Meat is Murder. Tasty, tasty murder.

    # 25 June 2010 at 16:26
  • Deborah Prior said:

    Bought for my husband;

    ‘Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult’

    # 25 June 2010 at 16:50
  • Jenny said:

    “Do I look like a f***ing people person?”

    # 25 June 2010 at 16:59
  • K.C.Mankell said:

    I’m not ill, I just look poorly!

    # 25 June 2010 at 17:00
  • Seonaid said:

    If they let Jack do it his way, the show would just be 12

    Love it!!

    # 25 June 2010 at 17:03
  • Daphne said:

    Don’t drink and drive, you’ll spill it

    # 25 June 2010 at 17:57
  • matthew baxter said:

    Good Bust (Woman in Bikini)
    Bad Bust (Cop with Radar Gun and Speeding Car)

    # 25 June 2010 at 18:02
  • J said:

    SHAKESPEARE HATES YOUR EMO POEMS

    Obnoxious, but it makes me smile. Or the one I bought: “F*** subtlety” – in a really teensy font.

    # 25 June 2010 at 18:42
  • Aysha Bowes said:

    I ♥ Lamp :O) x

    # 25 June 2010 at 18:55
  • FionaLynne Edwards said:

    I still love the “Keep Calm and Carry On” Slogan – what a very British slogan!

    # 25 June 2010 at 19:06
  • iain said:

    I,LL BE BACK

    # 25 June 2010 at 19:19
  • Pamela22 said:

    Catholic School Survivor

    # 25 June 2010 at 19:44
  • Nat said:

    I am Sparta!

    # 25 June 2010 at 19:51
  • Phil Read said:

    I am unique…just like everyone else!!

    # 25 June 2010 at 20:24
  • Michelle Humphreys said:

    Everyone knows a Dave – so so true (we always say that being a Dave is a condition)

    # 25 June 2010 at 20:45
  • Iain Whittle said:

    Who Cares what Frankies says!!

    # 25 June 2010 at 21:05
  • LEN TIERNAN said:

    ANY HOLES A GOAL

    # 25 June 2010 at 21:09
  • Georgina said:

    He’s gay ->

    # 25 June 2010 at 21:12
  • Denice said:

    Has got to be the one my daughter used to wear – ‘If you think I’m a bitch, you should meet my mother’

    # 25 June 2010 at 21:16
  • Sarahsa said:

    My DH hates me wearing my ‘I’m with Mr Grumpy’ t-shirt. But my favourite is ‘Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but usually I let him lie in’. Spot the theme?

    # 25 June 2010 at 22:48
  • Deborah said:

    my husband has one with a giant clowns face saying “cannot sleep or clowns will eat me” – very creepy indeed!

    # 25 June 2010 at 23:35
  • Lawrence said:

    I’m stood next to Stupid!

    # 25 June 2010 at 23:52
  • AndreW said:

    Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be

    # 26 June 2010 at 00:28
  • Solange said:

    Let go of the dream, ladies. Vampires are not real, and if they were, they would probably kill you before they would fall head-over-heels, quote Shakespeare and prance around in a meadow glittering like drag queens

    # 26 June 2010 at 00:58
  • Vicki said:

    “Keep Calm and Carry On” – so true :-)
    x

    # 26 June 2010 at 04:01
  • James said:

    My missus has a t-shirt with the slogan “I’m only smiling because I know where the bodies are buried”…….pretty funny imo, but maybe I be worried instead!!

    # 26 June 2010 at 04:04
  • Susan said:

    My son has one with a pic of bruce the shark (from finding nemo) saying ‘send more tourists’ everyone loves it!

    # 26 June 2010 at 09:49
  • Emma Clarke said:

    Mine is the one my boss often wears: “Two Short of a Threesome!”

    # 26 June 2010 at 11:32
  • janice taylor said:

    Has to be Keep Calm and Carry on – I just wish I could.

    # 26 June 2010 at 12:59
  • Darran Hickey said:

    The one Roy was wearing on The IT Crowd last night. It just said “NO.” on it!

    # 26 June 2010 at 13:40
  • peter arnold said:

    I’ve seen some good ones on larger than average people:

    “Fat people are harder to kidnap”

    and

    “I beat anorexia”

    # 26 June 2010 at 18:11
  • Heather said:

    KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON. I HAVE IT ON A HOODIE AND WHENEVER I WEAR IT PEOPLE ALWAYS ALWAYS COMMENT…. ‘I’M KEEPING CALM HA HA HA’

    # 26 June 2010 at 18:33
  • Gareth said:

    There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

    # 27 June 2010 at 08:59
  • john morey said:

    smiley face

    # 27 June 2010 at 09:19
  • Phil D said:

    I see Dead Pixels – Tht IT crowd again.

    # 27 June 2010 at 09:35
  • Michael Botterill said:

    Star Wars Coffee: May The Froth Be With You

    # 27 June 2010 at 16:32
  • Hayley Todd said:

    I’m No Drunk Enough To Date You!!

    # 28 June 2010 at 08:10
  • William Gould said:

    I saw this on a T shirt in America which made me laugh:-

    I’M ONLY ALLOWED TO TOUCH ONE PERSON PER DAY,
    TODAY IS NOT YOUR LUCKY DAY,
    Tomorrow’s not looking too good either…..

    # 28 June 2010 at 08:26
  • Aly said:

    ‘Keep staring and they might do tricks’ emblazoned across the chest.

    # 28 June 2010 at 13:27
  • matthew said:

    KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON

    Its the mantra to my life!

    # 28 June 2010 at 17:12
  • zippie01 said:

    My favourite tee said “I’m not ignoring you, you’re just insignificant !”

    # 29 June 2010 at 00:30
  • Kay Rose said:

    My favourite at the moment is one my daughter has just got, It says “come over to the dark side….We have Cookies!!”

    # 29 June 2010 at 10:12
  • Jenny said:

    Mine was ‘Are these your eyeballs? I just found them in my clevage!!’

    # 29 June 2010 at 11:02
  • deaddogsmoking said:

    Don’t Fuck With Mr. Nobody

    # 29 June 2010 at 11:53
  • R Roversi said:

    “Whoa! A stupid is reading this!”

    # 29 June 2010 at 12:32
  • steve turner said:

    Not Listening!!!

    # 29 June 2010 at 13:46
  • JULIE PANNELL said:

    GOT TO BE I’M WITH STUPID

    # 29 June 2010 at 14:19
  • Vic said:

    I know it’s really stupid, but this one always makes me laugh… “If you’re reading this, you’re dumb!”. Maybe it’s because it brings back silly childhood memories.

    # 29 June 2010 at 16:48
  • Mrs Barbara Jean Bennett said:

    If found plese return to the pub

    # 29 June 2010 at 16:57
  • Laura said:

    “I may be drunk but you are ugly and I’ll be sober in the morning”

    # 29 June 2010 at 18:24
  • Stuart Kelly said:

    ‘If found, please take to the nearest pub’ Says it all ;)

    # 29 June 2010 at 18:49
  • Charlotte said:

    My favourites would be either ‘To save time, let’s just assume I know everything’, or ‘Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow’ – but I’m careful never to wear the second one around either my boss or my mum!

    # 29 June 2010 at 20:02
  • Gil Torri said:

    I ATE BEANS FOR BREAKFAST

    # 29 June 2010 at 20:08
  • cf225 said:

    Saw this last year and it was very appropriate at the time

    “I went to Mexico and all I got is swine flu…..”

    # 29 June 2010 at 20:14
  • Paul said:

    Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person

    # 29 June 2010 at 20:29
  • Linda Hine said:

    I Used Up All My Sick Days, So I Called in Dead

    # 29 June 2010 at 21:28
  • Laura Ward Jones said:

    Mary is my Homegirl

    # 29 June 2010 at 21:41
  • Vivian Double said:

    SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY

    This says it all.

    # 30 June 2010 at 12:38
  • Richard Boothroyd said:

    England
    Algeria
    Slovenia
    Yanks

    EASY!

    # 30 June 2010 at 12:51
  • Adrian Crook said:

    Mine is
    ‘Have a break have a Kwik Krap’

    # 30 June 2010 at 13:31
  • John Bamber said:

    Never pick a fight with an ugly person… they have nothing to lose

    # 30 June 2010 at 13:39
  • Ant Keating said:

    My favourite is:-

    Better to look stupid than open your mouth and remove all doubt!

    # 30 June 2010 at 19:54
  • Rod Cook said:

    This is my favorite –

    “The God of the Old Testament
    is arguably the most unpleasant character
    in all fiction: jealous and proud of it;
    a petty, unjust, unforgiving control freak;
    a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser;
    a misogynistic, homophobic, racist,
    infanticidal, genocidal,fillicidal,
    pestilential, megalomaniacal,
    sadomasochistic,capriciously
    malevolent bully.”

    Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion

    # 30 June 2010 at 21:09
  • kelly rafferty said:

    Romeo Romeo where thou art you ??

    # 30 June 2010 at 22:27
  • Anthony Martin said:

    Currently just bought the T-shirt – PERFECT BODY – UNDER CONSTRUCTION

    # 30 June 2010 at 22:35
  • Richard Miles said:

    I like one I saw:

    Let’s flip a coin.
    Heads I get tail,
    Tails I get head !

    # 30 June 2010 at 23:28
  • Iain Whittle said:

    My favourite has got to be Who Cares What Frankie Says

    # 1 July 2010 at 06:44
  • Helen Cruse said:

    “I’m A Virgin.

    …..

    …..

    And this is a very old T-shirt”

    # 1 July 2010 at 09:26
  • Samy said:

    The best one is – You look like i need a drink

    The worst and much to my embarrassment my man actually wears this in public – Nice legs! what time do they open?

    # 1 July 2010 at 13:41
  • Andy Craig said:

    I Love Vinyl for me

    # 1 July 2010 at 21:47
  • marie said:

    BEER is the reason I get up every afternoon ….

    # 2 July 2010 at 08:19
  • Tony Brooks said:

    My favourite – “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!”

    # 5 July 2010 at 12:24
  • Ali Inwood said:

    I have the body of a God! Shame it’s buddah..

    # 5 July 2010 at 12:29
  • chicamba said:

    My favourite is
    GOBI DESERT CANOE CLUB

    # 6 July 2010 at 09:27
  • keren curran said:

    if you think i am mad you havent met my partner

    # 6 July 2010 at 20:00
  • efcrgreat said:

    This Time Next Year Rodney…

    # 8 July 2010 at 09:52
  • Fran said:

    My fav one said ‘You’re just jealous coz the little voices are talking to me’ lol

    # 8 July 2010 at 15:36
  • SABELLA said:

    Jesus loves this guy

    # 12 July 2010 at 16:20
  • stuart said:

    why are all these kids calling me daddy

    # 14 July 2010 at 12:02
  • andrew parkes said:

    “Bomb Disposal”
    “if i say run… don’t say pardon…. .you’ll be talking to yourself!”

    # 14 July 2010 at 12:35
  • Harline Parkin said:

    keep calm and carry on i love it says it all

    # 14 July 2010 at 18:52
  • Elizabeth Sorsby said:

    “NORTHERN SCUM”!

    # 15 July 2010 at 21:51
  • haggis01 said:

    My favourite is…”I have trouble remembering names..can I just call you asshole?”

    # 27 July 2010 at 21:20
  • Seamus Quinn said:

    WHY
    BECAUSE
    IM
    YOUR MOTHER
    THATS WHY

    # 7 August 2010 at 10:34
  • Sarah-Jayne Windridge-France said:

    LITTLE MISS NOT SO PERFECT should probably cover it ;]

    # 27 August 2010 at 12:39
  • james bruce said:

    YOU DONT SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT UN DO YOU !!

    # 30 August 2010 at 20:42
  • Samantha Triggs said:

    I’m with ugly (with arrow pointing to my right)

    # 8 September 2010 at 12:29
  • simone said:

    WELL WHAT CAN I SAY ONE FOR EVERYDAY AND SOME SPARE IN CASE OF ACCIDENTS WHAT A FAB IDEA TO HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY
    KEEP UP THE GOOD WORKAND LET IT BE ME

    # 8 September 2010 at 13:30
  • james picken said:

    PASSIVE SMOKERS SHOULD BUY THEIR OWN!

    # 15 September 2010 at 12:22
  • Verityeileen said:

    My friend Michelle’s tee shirt – This bitch bites back.

    # 23 September 2010 at 10:55
  • mandy trevett said:

    mine has to be ” Who the F*ck is Frankie”

    # 5 October 2010 at 08:14
  • corron lewis said:

    CORRUPTION
    I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.

    # 5 October 2010 at 19:04

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