Who Would Be The Perfect Celebrity Best Man?
Choosing the best man for your wedding is the most important (and let’s face it, perhaps the only) decision that you as the groom will get to make. If you’re not entirely sure who is the right man for the job then why not use our handy list of The Top Five Fantasy Best Men and see if your guy is going to measure up in the key departments – then scroll to the bottom and vote and let us know who you think is the best best man…
Tony Soprano
Your best man needs to be organised if he’s going to guide you through the minefield of marriage preparation. But is he as organised as the small screen’s godfather of organised crime? On the plus side Tony has access to strippers, gambling and an unlimited supply of pork produce which makes him the Don of the Stag-Do. Mark him down for being a selfish psychopath who suffers from panic attacks. Bada bing!
Mr. T
A key duty of the best man is to guard the rings with his life. So who better for the role than the king of bling, and all-round tough guy, Laurence Tureaud – a.k.a Mr. T? Love and devotion to jewellery? Check. Ability to knock out Rocky Balboa in round two? Check. Prediction for the fight? Pain! No one is getting your wedding bands off Mr. T. unless they spike his milk. However you might want to reconsider him if any part of your plans involve getting on a plane. I pity the fool!
Angus MacGyver
Any number of things can go wrong in the build-up to the final vows, so your best man needs to be resourceful and to improvise his way out of any situation. So why not opt for MacGyver – the only tool you’ll ever need. Apparently. Actually that refers specifically to the MacGyver Swiss army knife but could equally apply to the man himself. So, whatever goes wrong, you need someone who can MacGyver his way to a solution. If you get stuck in a shed on your wedding day, and have only a mini flymo and some cabbages to facilitate your escape, you better hope you have him by your side…
Commander James Bond
Wouldn’t it be great if your best man was unflappable and calm in a crisis, but also stylish and sophisticated, with a healthy dose of wit and charm? Surely he’d make for a perfect number two? Step forward the pride of Her Majesty’s Secret Service, James Bond. The only issue is that he’d probably drink the bar dry of vodka. And if past form was anything to go by he’d be in bed with your new wife before the end of the reception. On second thoughts, best not even invite him to the wedding.
Darth Vader
Above all things your best man needs to really know you. He should have a deep spiritual and emotional connection with you that means he’ll do everything to keep you by his side. Choose Lord Vader and you will not only get a best man to strike fear into the in-laws, you’ll also have the option of ruling the galaxy. Plus if you think someone might have skimped on the wedding gifts you can get him to feel your presents. Bonus.
Ok, over to you – who did we miss? Anyone else that you can think of who would make the perfect best man? Just don’t say the Hoff.
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Best best man? No competition: Will Ferrel, think of the speech.
I have voted for Vader because I just cannot wait to hear that speech.
I also toyed with Baltimore’s finest, Detective Jimmy McNulty – mainly for his drinking skills. And also Conan the Barbarian – mainly for his decapitation with a broadsword and camel-punching skills. But in the end, Vader gets it. Who doesn’t want a Stormtrooper wedding?
Surely Napolean Dynamite – he can help you pick a sweet suit and deflect attention from a lacklustre first dance performance…
And he could catch you a delicious bass AND tame you a wild honeymoon stallion!
For me, seeing as how I basically am Napoleon (D, not B), I’d have to go with Pedro.
Apparently, if I do, all of my wildest dreams will come true.
Or possibly Omar. At least then I’ll know that my new wife is safe from predatory best man advances. She might get brutally slain by a shotgun, but no sex. Heeeey Yo! [whistles].
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It’s got to be Tonto
Or batman – he’d make a good wing man – sorry
Ok, if I was a guy, I’d have Matthew McConaughtey! He looks hot so will have the chicks drooling, he’s funny so will have the guys laughing, he’s supportive so would be a great wing man and he’s sensitive so would make the Bride feel fabulous! And if all else fails on the Big Wedding Day, then I’d run off with him!!!
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