A Crash Course In Rubbish Wedding Dances
The wedding disco is a curious thing. It pushes together three generations of drunk people into a small space and forces them into doing something that they find unnatural. If you’ve not danced in many years we thought you might appreciate a refresher course in some of the steps you might expect to be doing on the Big Day.
May God have mercy on our souls.
Superman
This is shameful. Don’t forget when it says spray that it’s obligatory to say “Psshhhhh” in such a way that it blasts saliva across the dancefloor.
Agadoo
In olden times black lace was thought to be a curse and foretold of a death. In modern times Black Lace is thought to be a curse and foretells of a death.
Oops Upside Your Head
OH MY GOD DON’T DO IT IN KILTS! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Grease Megamix
I don’t think it’s widely-enough known that one lyric from this song states: You know that ain’t no shit, we’ll be getting lots of tit. Think on.
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