The Bacon Tuxedo
This is more one for our American readers (howdy!) but we thought we’d share it anyway. In case the title of this post didn’t give it away it’s a bacon tuxedo. That’s a BACON TUXEDO. Wanna see? Sure you do:
Just look at how casual that man is. You can only afford to be that casual when you’re wearing meat.
Now I know what you’re thinking – that’s just a tuxedo with bacon printed on it – where is the satisfying aroma of bacon going to come from? They’re one step ahead of you pal:
Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.
Available for just $99.95 from this genius website.
Naturally, you’ll be wondering what your bride can wear if you’re walking the aisle in bacon. Don’t fear sir – scroll down for our NSFW solution:
Mmmmmm bacon.
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