Goodbye Dignity, Hello Morphsuits
You think you’ve seen it all and then a craze like morphsuits comes along. If you’re looking for something slightly different for your stag-do (or hen-do, they’re unisex and incredibly flattering ladies), then the morphsuit could be for you.
Woven from 100% pure shame, the suits retail at a very reasonable £35 (plus delivery) and they certainly do get you noticed and, we checked, you can drink through them. Plus, they have the humiliation aspect of the stag-do already built-in. Get yourself to the morphsuit website and tell them Staggered sent you.
If you do get them, don’t forget to send us the pictures. Plus, can we make a suggestion to the manufacturers. What about a double suit? The tandem morphsuit. That shit would be cosy. Make us one up and we’ll wear it round the office.
![Ashes Morphs at Lords 002[5][1]](http://www.iamstaggered.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Ashes-Morphs-at-Lords-00251.jpg "Ashes Morphs at Lords 002[5][1]")
![Ashes Morphs at Lords[5][1]](http://www.iamstaggered.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Ashes-Morphs-at-Lords51.jpg "Ashes Morphs at Lords[5][1]")
![Glastonburgy Hug Morph[1]](http://www.iamstaggered.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Glastonburgy-Hug-Morph1.jpg "Glastonburgy Hug Morph[1]")
![Glastonbury BBC[1]](http://www.iamstaggered.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Glastonbury-BBC1.jpg "Glastonbury BBC[1]")
![Lovebox5[1]](http://www.iamstaggered.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Lovebox51.jpg "Lovebox5[1]")
![Royal Ascot Morphs 002[1]](http://www.iamstaggered.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Royal-Ascot-Morphs-0021.jpg "Royal Ascot Morphs 002[1]")
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I have mine, pink one and people went absolutely crazy for it – was getting free drinks, hundreds of pictures taken with people . . helluva time! And . . the 35 sheets includes delivery so bonus!
You know the rule Johny – pictures or it didn’t happen…
And you’re right, sack the writer, the £35 does include delivery. Bargain.
thats me in the morph hug and it is one of the best things in my life (if not a little odd) but after a night out in in i also had a morph kiss and then only £35 would pay that again for that experience
Great to see these suits out and about.
One thing though, these suits have been around for quite a few years already, but under the name of Zentai.
There are all different sizes, colours, textures of suits that can be worn, and you can get better quality suits as well.
Definitely a load of fun though.
Lol that costume is awseome. I wore them with t shirts and shotrs on top, and some times just the suit. People thought that i was very funny. I had wen t to school with just the morph suit. Ended up wioth detention. I crossed the street got stopped by couple cops ( just curious, they used the fact that they were looking for someone and needed to see my face as an excuse to get close). ALL worth it and ye3ah i got those kisses and dances.
[...] many stags are starting to dress more creatively and take on a theme. Morphsuits are also now commonplace on the stag circuit, so don’t be frightened if you’re out and [...]
We ordered 30 morphsuits for our last trip to watch a rugby tournament in South Africa. Was such a hit – we were the centre of attention. And the women there loved it…
Check out the video of us singing a sports song at the games:
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