30 Top Stag Do Pranks Rated And Slated
21. Fake Tan – The more socially acceptable form of face painting, fake tanning is the weird exercise in orange that can look ridiculous at the best of times, but for added insanity, tan half the groom’s face. It’s double the fun at half the cost!
Pro – You look like you’ve been somewhere sunnier than Scunthorpe.
Con – Your stag may be perceived as comparatively ‘exotic’.
22. The Lampost Tie – Tying the groom to a lamp post is a fairly predictable pursuit, but effective as ever. Ensure he has no clothes to avoid robbery, but to avoid prosecution, keep him partially clothed at least. A sparkly thong is this season’s must!
Pro – Easy to utilise as an end of night meeting point. Nobody will forget.
Con – Purchasing a sparkly thong. Making the groom put it on.
23. False Rumours – It’s vitally important to keep your groom on his toes even if in a club. He can talk to all the girls and boys he wants. Just let them know he’s absolutely, impossibly, definitely gay.
Pro – Any girls he thinks he might score with are massively mislead.
Con – Boys might like him too much. You might get jealous.
24. The Blindfold -Your stag is going to be desperate to get as rat-arsed as possible over the night or weekend, but as his best mate, who’s to say you can’t be in charge and blindfold him for the entire weekend? It’s the ultimate final test of friendship to take him out blind (and allows you to make loads of “blind” drunk jokes – hahahahahaha, whatever).
Pro – Total control.
Con – You’re missing the pure fear in his eyes when plays ‘pint or piss’. Oh well.
25. Viva Las Blackpool – If you’re organising the Stag’s celebration in secret, the occasional hint to suggest he’s going to somewhere exotic – such as Vegas – will make it all the funnier when you pack onto a National Express coach to Blackpool. For an especially funny double bluff, fly somewhere cool and cheap from Blackpool Airport.
Pro - You can still have loads of fun in Blackpool.
Con - It’ll rain. Unlike Vegas.
26. Future-Wife-Along – Convince the plucky stag that his dearest beloved will be accompanying you along on the trip, perhaps having her even make an inappropriate appearance if she’s cool with it and you’re near home. Just don’t let her enjoy it enough to want to stay.
Pro - It’s reassuring for her.
Con - Even as a stag night prank – massively unnerving.
27. Play on his Fears - Dogs, snakes, heights, sweetcorn. Incorporate any of these larks into the staggery. Or at least pretend to. Or actually do it! We’ll let you decide how cruel you are.
Pro - You’re helping overcome his fears.
Con - You’ll feel pretty bad if he actually starts to cry.
28. Old School Tomfoolery – Give him a sustained selection of old school trickery at every turn. Whoopie Cushions, Snapping Chewing Gum and fake Dog Turds can be all be on the agenda.
Pro - Will trigger a unique cocktail of emotions – nostalgia mixed with annoyance.
Con - What are you, 12?!
29. Invite an old school enemy – or at least someone you know he can’t quite stand, before making an excuse to get rid of him.
Pro - He won’t expect it, especially if you act completely unaware of the hate.
Con - Bit mean on the enemy. Equally, could be awkward if you find out he hates him as he ran over his kitten, not just because of what happened in Year 8 art class.
30. Abandoned Stag Do - Arrange a set time and date (or perhaps even airport…), and create the illusion you’ve all managed to forget, leaving your plucky stag to drink alone in an overpriced departure bar lounge. To make up for it, have an even better weekend organized for the following. But for God’s sake, don’t forget to do this part!
Pro -shows your ingenuity and organisation skills.
Con - means you have to use your ingenuity and organisation skills.
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A note on stag do pranks and safety
Remember the saying that it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye? Yeah, well, that.
If you’re planning on pulling a stag night prank remember that you’re the ones that it falls to to make sure the groom doesn’t die. Not only will you be legally responsible, you’ll also be morally responsible.
The Staggered ruling is no lasting scars – mental or visible – and make sure you think through any potential impacts e.g. Viagra may sound funny but it really can kill people. Be safe out there, chaps.
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the best way to treat a groom to be, or even a bride to be, is for their companions to strip them completly naked, and make them walk, or travel home like it…i promise they will never, ever forget their stag, or hen night….i’ve been married 3 times, and each time i ended up naked….even at 42 years old….stripping someone is the best prank of all…..and the cheapest…all you need is a normal pub, and the lads and girls who accompany them, will happily do the rest.
last thursday evening at about 11.30pm i was on duty in a bus station, when a large group of ladies and young girls,going home from a wild noisey hen party (about 30 of them in all!) gatherd to catch the last bus home…then suddenly aproxamatly the other 29 ganged up on the bride to be, by all picking her up, by her limbs, or whatever they could grab hold of, and started throwing her up and down, like one would give someone the bumps on their birthday…they didn’t care, and took no notice of the young lady’s pleas for clemency…as they kept hoisting her aloft,rips and tears could be heard, every up and down sudden movement made her skirt start to get lose around her waste..her arms were being held so she couldn’t do anything to stop it from slipping down to her ankles,”STRIP HER” one of them shouted. of course this command encouraged the brides wild friends “THATS A GOOD IDEA” another said. then before the poor bride could do anything else, all of her friends began to unremorfully undress her, beginning with her shoes, one of which was thrown onto the roof…lost forever….some unbuttoned her coat and blouse, whilst others rolled off her tights, knickers and what was left of her skirt…then her bra was quickly unclasped, allowing her breasts to spill out freely into view. i didn’t have the heart to step in and spoil their fun..that could have been dangerous…the way they were acting, i wouldn’t have put it past them, then stripping me for poking my nose in..i just enjoyed the spectacle. the bride was giggling all the way through, probably too drunk to realise what was happening. within five minutes of first hoisting her up, she was being carried aloft now absolutly naked, for everyone else on the platform to see….and to make matters worst, when the bus came, instead of giving her back her clothes, they carried her onto the bus, and made her ride home still naked….some frinds huh…like i said in my earlier post….she defanetly wont forget her hen night in a hurry….is there any other simular stories like that on this site, because i would like to read them…if you would point me to them please.
or is this not that kind of site
great site
goodbye 4 now
Roy, thanks for your charming tale. Sorry to say but we don’t have many of the stories that you’re referring to, best of luck in your search for them though and remember to clear your cache (not a euphemism).
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great blog thank you
Things have def progressed past the old lamppost tie eh! Laxatives before the flight home sounds pretty classic!
Very good! I’m glad none of these things happened to me when I was the stag ‘victim’ a couple of years ago! Certainly gives me some ideas for a couple of forthcoming stags I need to attend though!
And Roy: Great story thanks for sharing!
Ha ha Thanks for rating the smurf stag do number 1. Just mailed the stag. You know he has never forgiven me. Ha ha ha.
A few clips you might not have seen.
10 minutes after the stag wakes up, cuffed to a smurf. Note, he’s not even close to realising the true gravity of his situation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=9bP6To-iPI0
One hour in, first beer at Bora Bora Beach Club in Ibiza. The seriousness of the situation finally sinks in after he asks how long he’s going to be cuffed, and I replied “4 days” just as people starting arriving.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOBSn30lIDU&context=C4959e79ADvjVQa1PpcFODrWLwuWzBqN2LElKQKs6gcj02jOkCArw=
ahhh, it was certainly special.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Ben
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