30 Top Stag Do Pranks Rated And Slated
Stag do pranks is a big thing around the Staggered office. Not a day goes by without someone turning up in a mankini or stripping someone and tying them to a lamp-post. As you can imagine we’re never out of employment tribunals but it’s worth it! Anyway, as the self-appointed experts of stag do pranks we’ve put together 30 of the best stag do pranks and given you a run down of the pros and cons – BTW click here if it’s more general stag do ideas you’re after.
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A note on stag do pranks and safety
Remember the saying that it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye? Yeah, well, that.
If you’re planning on pulling a stag night prank remember that you are the ones that it falls to to make sure the groom doesn’t die or get injured. Not only will you be legally responsible, you’ll also be morally responsible.
After some debate we’ve included some points in here because we know they are sometimes discussed as possible prank options and we wanted to mention them expressly to warn against them. The Staggered ruling is no lasting scars – mental or visible – and make sure you think through any potential impacts e.g. Viagra/laxatives/etc may sound funny but it really can kill. Stag safely chaps.
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1. The Smurf Date – The legendary tale of the stag party who hired a little person, all expenses paid, to take on a stag holiday, painted blue and attached to the stag, therefore resembling a smurf.
Pro – Little blue smurf!
Con – Drunkenly finding out the tragic back story of a drunken, chained dwarf.
2. The ‘Mankini’ – Popularised by Kazakhstan’s #1 export Borat, this less than subtle piece of beach wear has become increasingly popular.
Pro – “Haha, I can nearly see his piece!”
Con - “Oh dear, I can nearly see his piece!”
3. Viagra - Spiking a groom with Viagra and witnessing the impact is occasionally discussed as a possible prank. However, you need to be absolutely bloody mad to consider it as Viagra has proved fatal for people in the past. No one’s laughing when the groom dies of a pharmacologically-inspired heart attack and you get done for murder.
Pro – Groom gets massively erm, fiddly.
Con – Last night of freedom? Yes. Last night of life? No.
4. Hair Dye – Vain, self-aggrandizing grooms need putting in their place. Legend has it a dash of carefully distributed peroxide can do wonders for visible ageing.
Pro – The slow, dawning realisation of what’s happening to his hair.
Con – You will never be forgiven if he weds resembling Phillip Schofield.
5. Monkey Business – Coax your plucky pal into a full-sized gorilla outfit, gaffering his mouth and the seams, and leave him be in the middle of town, unable to communicate outside of a genuine monkey-style fashion.
Pro – He will befriend many children.
Con – Getting him in there! “Paul, come here for a second, step into this ape suit?”
6. Break a Leg – When the night inevitably climaxes with the groom passed out, budding medical students (or indeed, a real one if on hand!), can plaster up his leg and create an elaborate backstory of how it came to be broken.
Pro – His face of panic when he realises what’s happened.
Con – His face when he actually stands up and uses his working legs to chase you.
7. Roadside Human Cake (Unbaked) – Tying your groom to a fence or lamp post is so old hat nowadays. Add flour, eggs and cream for an extra taste factor.
Pro – He looks like an idiot.
Con – He may contract salmonella.
8. Kidnap Him – A more extreme-edged stag night prank, it’s not uncommon for a groom’s friends to employ somebody to kidnap the groom, throwing him in a car boot, the back of a van, anywhere really
Pro – At last, the chance to kidnap!
Con – Surely he won’t buy into this. Plus we’ve heard stories where the police have actually chased “joke” kidnappers and we all know how hilarious the police find things like this.
9. Giving him another sort of horn (an airhorn)– after a night of full on debauchery, your groom will likely turn into a less fragrant Cinderella, sleeping off the night. Best to get him up eventually. And you may as well make it good fun for you, so employ an airhorn to help pep him up.
Pro – His face.
Con – His fist. Also not suitable for anyone with a history of cardiac issues.
10. Hotel Trouble – Hotels offer any opportunity to metaphorically hold you upside down and shake the change out your pockets. Why not drop the groom in it by ordering him a particularly extravagant room service breakfast, littering the corridor with visiting escorts or simply hide the contents of the mini-bar to send him in a panic.
Pro – Winding up both the groom and management in one fell swoop.
Con – Getting asked to vacate the hotel “without a fuss.” Sleeping in a bin.
OUR RUNDOWN OF CLASSIC STAG DO PRANKS CONTINUES ON PAGE 2
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the best way to treat a groom to be, or even a bride to be, is for their companions to strip them completly naked, and make them walk, or travel home like it…i promise they will never, ever forget their stag, or hen night….i’ve been married 3 times, and each time i ended up naked….even at 42 years old….stripping someone is the best prank of all…..and the cheapest…all you need is a normal pub, and the lads and girls who accompany them, will happily do the rest.
last thursday evening at about 11.30pm i was on duty in a bus station, when a large group of ladies and young girls,going home from a wild noisey hen party (about 30 of them in all!) gatherd to catch the last bus home…then suddenly aproxamatly the other 29 ganged up on the bride to be, by all picking her up, by her limbs, or whatever they could grab hold of, and started throwing her up and down, like one would give someone the bumps on their birthday…they didn’t care, and took no notice of the young lady’s pleas for clemency…as they kept hoisting her aloft,rips and tears could be heard, every up and down sudden movement made her skirt start to get lose around her waste..her arms were being held so she couldn’t do anything to stop it from slipping down to her ankles,”STRIP HER” one of them shouted. of course this command encouraged the brides wild friends “THATS A GOOD IDEA” another said. then before the poor bride could do anything else, all of her friends began to unremorfully undress her, beginning with her shoes, one of which was thrown onto the roof…lost forever….some unbuttoned her coat and blouse, whilst others rolled off her tights, knickers and what was left of her skirt…then her bra was quickly unclasped, allowing her breasts to spill out freely into view. i didn’t have the heart to step in and spoil their fun..that could have been dangerous…the way they were acting, i wouldn’t have put it past them, then stripping me for poking my nose in..i just enjoyed the spectacle. the bride was giggling all the way through, probably too drunk to realise what was happening. within five minutes of first hoisting her up, she was being carried aloft now absolutly naked, for everyone else on the platform to see….and to make matters worst, when the bus came, instead of giving her back her clothes, they carried her onto the bus, and made her ride home still naked….some frinds huh…like i said in my earlier post….she defanetly wont forget her hen night in a hurry….is there any other simular stories like that on this site, because i would like to read them…if you would point me to them please.
or is this not that kind of site
great site
goodbye 4 now
Roy, thanks for your charming tale. Sorry to say but we don’t have many of the stories that you’re referring to, best of luck in your search for them though and remember to clear your cache (not a euphemism).
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great blog thank you
Things have def progressed past the old lamppost tie eh! Laxatives before the flight home sounds pretty classic!
Very good! I’m glad none of these things happened to me when I was the stag ‘victim’ a couple of years ago! Certainly gives me some ideas for a couple of forthcoming stags I need to attend though!
And Roy: Great story thanks for sharing!
Ha ha Thanks for rating the smurf stag do number 1. Just mailed the stag. You know he has never forgiven me. Ha ha ha.
A few clips you might not have seen.
10 minutes after the stag wakes up, cuffed to a smurf. Note, he’s not even close to realising the true gravity of his situation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=9bP6To-iPI0
One hour in, first beer at Bora Bora Beach Club in Ibiza. The seriousness of the situation finally sinks in after he asks how long he’s going to be cuffed, and I replied “4 days” just as people starting arriving.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOBSn30lIDU&context=C4959e79ADvjVQa1PpcFODrWLwuWzBqN2LElKQKs6gcj02jOkCArw=
ahhh, it was certainly special.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Ben
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