Theming a stag do around the beautiful game? Whisk the lads away to Milan, Barcelona, Amsterdam, Glasgow or Sheffield. Not convinced? Martin Johnston has his reasons

It’s your stag-do: you’ve booked the stripper, ordered the mankini and handcuffs and kissed a fond farewell to your liver BUT WAIT! You’ve only gone and forgotten the most important part of the whole weekend – the customised t-shirts.

It’s one of the few occasions in life when men actually take on the role of fashion designer with any real gusto and so we thought we’d put together a little guide on your options when it comes to the stag-do t-shirt – the garment that in years to come the groom will find at the back of his wardrobe and shudder to himself as the taste of aniseed comes flooding back…

Celebrity Hens and Stags starts on Wedding TV (Sky266/Freesat 400) this Thursday at 10pm. Find out who the celebs are and what they’ll be doing right here!

Our Christwinmas Adwint Calenwindar feature has been an enormous hit, which is great but also terrible as doing all the posting of prizes and chasing of addresses is an administrative pain in the nethers.

Regardless, our final week of prizes is the most sumptuous yet, so if you want to be in with a chance of winning £2k worth of suit hire from Hugh Harris, a stag-do for you and seven mates at the Belle Vue or Wimbledon dog-track or some rum, then answer our tough question.

Behind door #16 we’ve got a selection of things that will truly make your stag-do special (if dressing up the groom as Borat counts as special?)

Devil horns? Check. Straws hilariously shaped like tiny penises? Check. The ultimate hen-do playlist? CHECK!

Music plays a central role on the stag-do. It’s there to support you, to gee you up and to make you link arms with your buddies and jump up and down in a big sweaty mass. To help you out we’ve asked Dan Stubbs to put together the ultimate Stag-Do playlist and we’ve even made a Spotify playlist to help you rock your last night of freedom away.

It’s the best man’s main responsibility but arranging the stag-do isn’t as easy as organising a piss-up in a brewery. Staggered have put together a list of everything you need to take care of to make sure your stag-do aquires legend status.

The Stag Don’t Emails. Our electonic adventures in the virtual world of wedding planning that usually end with hilarious results (some don’t). This week: can we get an incredibly long and strange message written in the skies above an Essex wedding? No.

It may well be the groom’s last night of freedom but does that mean you should risk your financial future if one of the stags sues? Or should you take out a policy that covers you on the do?