What are the Stag Don’t Emails? They’re what happens when the Staggered team get bored and start trying to organise slightly unusual stag-dos. This week: chariots, buttocks and Nandos.

The stag-do is arguably the ultimate boozy-do. Granted, there are a growing number of options for those who choose not to drink but for the most part stag-dos = alcohol. That doesn’t mean though that you need to be swilling cooking lager in an alley, here are three ideas for ways to incorporate a top drawer drinking session with a bit of a difference into your stag-do planning.

Setting a wedding date – sounds simple doesn’t it? It’s surely simply a case of sticking a pin in the calendar and seeing where it lands. Think again bozo! Choosing a date can be a perilous task if you haven’t done your homework and result in all your mates wondering how you could make them miss the World Cup Final.

You’ll probably know Dave Spikey as the incomparable compere Jerry St. Clair from Phoenix Nights, or as the BAFTA-nominated stand-up comedian (he’s touring you know). But to us he’ll always be the friendly biomedical scientist from the haematology labs at the Royal Bolton hospital. We asked Dave to send Staggered some advice for those about to be involved in weddings and these are the pearls of wisdom he sent us.

Having two best men is a growing trend and Staggered felt it was time to put our foot down: It’s best MAN, not best MEN, so man up, pick your bessie and get ready to bropose.

WGOTSOT – the only feature that dares to laugh in the face of the golden rule that What Goes On Tour Stays On Tour. This episode: a case of the punt and the drunken argument.

From time to time (most of the time(ok, all of the time)) we get bored at Staggered. And you know what happens when we get bored? That’s right, we send stupid emails to wonderful, unsuspecting companies and see how far they’ll let us go in the name of a stag-do…

If you’re looking for something a bit different from the standard paintball and beer stag-do then Go Ape is a great idea. You get to monkey around at the top of some incredibly tall trees and now they’ve made the concept even better by adding meat. Free tickets up for grabs!

Fancy getting married somewhere a bit different? How about in the brewhouse of Britain’s oldest brewer? Think of the respect you’d get from your friends when you tell them that you actually are organising a piss-up in a brewery, not to mention the countless brewer’s droop gags at your disposal. It’s Win Win!

You may think of Holland as more of a destination for stag and hen-dos than you would for an engagement weekend, but the Dutch have plenty of romantic places squeezed …