If you’ve ever upset your future mother in law, fiancee or neighbour, Ashley Munro explains how a certain few flowers here and there can make the perfect apology.

How much should you set aside for wedding flowers? The Plump Gardener has a thought or two on how to make your floral budget stretch.

Ashley Munro Scott has some words of advice about the flowers you might want to avoid for your Big Day.

The Plump Gardener talks us through the options for buttonholes – what should we be wearing and what should we be avoiding – and what the heck is a quince?

It’s Valentines Day this weekend and whatever she says, your wife-to-be is going to get the right hump unless you make some sort of effort. Flowers are a failsafe way to do it, and the Plump Gardener has even come up with the soppy thoughts for you. Staggered actually threw up in its mouth when it read some of these, which is always a good indication of something that a woman is going to think is amazing, lovely, sweet, aaaaaahiloveyouican’twaittogetmarriedandironyourshirtsforthenextfiftyyears. We know, beautiful.