Dan’s photographerism nearly gets in the way of a perfectly good wedding.

Dan ponders if everyone can be third most important person at the wedding

Best Man duties are like buses. Two turn up in quick succession, then you become massive, red-faced and empty on the inside never expecting to do it again. Then two more turn up…

Dan explains where the major disagreements were and advises you (yes! you!) how to avoid them through the use of examples, suggestions and metaphors (or similes — he’s never sure which is which)

Stress? Dan didn’t know the meaning of the word till he starting trying to seat the guests

Dan’s honeymoon continues at the very start. Find out about a balcony with a bath, a hotel with its own orang-utan orphanage and wtf a pillow menu is all about.

Gazillionth man on the honeymoon Dan undergoes serious therapy about trip organisation.

Dan and Mrs Dan’s first dance took literally weeks of intensive training with Lionel Blair and the cast of Strictly Come Dancing. Not really, but he has to try and get you to read it somehow.

Staggered blogger Dan Sweryt got married recently and after his infamous rant about how pink his wedding was going to be we thought we should check it out.

Read on if you want to find out just how pink is too pink and what Dan’s got against ITV2?

You need to feed people on your big day. Maybe even twice. Here’s how Dan and Mrs Dan did it.