Hedonism vs Hiking: What Is A Honeymoon?
Husband-to-be and I have just got back from a three-week trip to Peru which, before flying out, had been labelled a “holiday”. We arrived on the Tuesday and by the Friday (and our third pre-6am wake-up call in a row) this was no longer a word I was able to utter without a wry laugh to myself (yes, some people thought I was a loon but that’s the beauty of travel, the next day they were gone).
Having abandoned all hopes of lazing, lounging or generally sleeping in past 9am, by the time we began the Inca Trail I was enjoying my “trip” and getting into the swing of every-other-day relocations by bus, train or plane and the resulting almost-alcohol-free early nights.
So imagine my surprise when one couple in our walking group casually unveiled the H word. Yes, they were on honeymoon.
In a tent. Wearing thermals. Carrying walking poles. I was aghast.
- Helen and husband-to-be Doug consider hiking as a possible honeymoon – for about five minutes
Now I should qualify that I don’t believe in fly ‘n’ flop travel and won’t be sunning myself in the Maldives for a week post-wedding while someone brings me cocktails and fans me with palm leaves. However, I do think that a honeymoon should be relaxing, at least a bit luxurious and generally focused on romance rather than roughing it.
Planning a wedding is a full-time job which, more often than not, has to be fitted around an existing full-time job, it’s stressful, involves mothers and mother-in-laws and usually results in at least one minor break-down at some stage. Therefore, surely recuperation should be the name of the game when it comes to boarding that first flight as Mr and Mrs?
But perhaps I’m barking up the wrong tree. With travel increasingly accessible (and affordable) most brides and grooms have seen a fair portion of the world, be it together or separately, before the wedding – so is the honeymoon actually about exploring thusfar-undiscovered territory together? Is adventure more important than battery-recharging?
The average honeymoon now costs £3,860 which seems like a hell of a lot of money to spend on a trip which simply involves being horizontal (whether on a sun lounger or, ahem, elsewhere) so are there actually thousands of couples heading off on similarly adventurous honeymoons? And if so, why do we never hear about them? Every wedding magazine I’ve picked up in the last six months has focused on sun, sand and sea destinations usually found in either the Caribbean or the Indian Ocean. They are so samey and so obviously irrelevant to me that I actually skip the travel pages – and I’m someone who subscribes to at least five monthly travel mags.
Personally, I’m planning a honeymoon which falls nicely between the two extremes: there won’t be any hiking but there will be adventure, and although I don’t intend to spend every waking moment on a sun lounger, we will be sitting on a beach, cocktails in hand, at least for the first day. Planning the honeymoon is every bit as personal as planning the wedding, and it requires exactly the same level of research, organisation and consideration – so why is it so often an afterthought, shoved to the back of the bridal magazines and relegated to last-minute decisions and pin-the-tail-on-the-map randomness?
Perhaps it’s only this important to me. Am I the only bride pouring over travel guides and world maps just as much as dress advertising and floral arrangements? Or has the humble honeymoon become almost as important as the wedding?
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The honeymoon, like the wedding, is extremely personal to each couple… although I agree tha some relaxation is definitely called for!
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