Funny Ha Ha, Not Funny Peculiar
As you can probably imagine it’s pretty much out-and-out hilarity in the offices of the UK’s leading men’s wedding website (that’s us in case you were wondering). It’s an almost constant lol-a-thon. Rarely a day goes by without someone turning up to work in a mankini and novelty boobs! And loads of times we’ll just pick someone from the team at random to strip and tie to a lamppost on an industrial estate with a sign saying, “Kick me!” on them! We spend a massive amount of time in employment tribunals dealing with harassment claims, but it’s totally worth it for the laughs. Good times.
It’s probably this never-ending laughter that made Dave Spikey want to join Staggered. After all, you’d have to wonder if a British Comedy Award winner, Royal Television Society winner and BAFTA-nominated comedian would need the kudos that writing for a men’s wedding website brings. Anyway, Sir Spikey’s arrival has cemented our vague plans that this week is joke week on Staggered.
So if you’re looking for thousand of wedding jokes, 30 top stag do pranks or the inevitable mother in law jokes then you’re in the right place.
In the meantime here are five wedding jokes that might raise a smile, even if you’re currently tied to a lamppost on an industrial estate.
- If your wedding doesn’t work out just remember, men are like buses, they have spare tires and smell funny.
- A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Klopman diamond,” she said. “It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it.” “What’s the curse?” the man asked. “Mr. Klopman.”
- Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always remember to get the last two words in: “Yes dear.”
- After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”
- Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won’t stop to ask directions!
Feel free to share your own favourite wedding (or non-wedding joke if you wish) with us…
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